Directory Dash is a free, single-page browser game (no install, no account) built as a satirical launch-week toy. Enter your own startup's domain and it becomes a cube that has to run, jump, and dodge its way through fictional startup directories to get listed - fake red spikes for outright rejections, 1-star reviews, captcha blocks, cookie and newsletter popups, and slow "pending review" zones. It plays like a rage-platformer: quick deaths, short snarky rejection messages, instant respawn.
- One tap or click to jump; hold to keep jumping. Works on desktop and mobile.
- Checkpoints are on by default; turning them off is the deliberate hard mode.
- Every run gets a permanent shareable link and image card.
- A live public leaderboard: Most Rejected Startups, plus best runs with and without checkpoints.
- Share buttons for X, LinkedIn, and a plain copy-results fallback.
Free, forever, no account required. Made by Blastra, an AI tool that submits real products to real directories; Directory Dash is the comic version of the same grind, not a real directory, and it says so on the page.
